Seriously! What is up with Hollywood? OK, let me rephrase.
What is up with Victoria Beckham, Katie Holmes and now Eva Longoria?
Besides the obvious.... and the fact that they're all BFF's...I honestly think that there has to be some sort of code, a friendship code.
I can picture it:
VB: Daahlink, if you want to be my fwend, you haff to cut your hair like mine.
KH: But I dont wanna. I so wanna keep my Dawson's Creek hairstyle. Tom looooves it!
EL: But like, my Desperate Housewives character would sooo not agree. I can't. I mean after all, I shake my hair around in L'Oreal hair adverts. Because I'm worth it.
VB: Well, if you don't, I won't be your fwend.
KH: Let's face it. You need us. You wanna be famous and you wanna be a film star like us. Ok, like me.
EL: What? I've done some movies. What have you done? Dawson's Creek? Ha!
KH: Desperate Housewives is not all it's cracked up to be OK? I've done that Money movie. Besides. Tom says I'm special in my own way.
VB: Hello? Back to me?? Cut your hair. C'mon. Haven' you watched Mean Girls? They all wore pink on Tuesday's. We too could be cool.
Katie Holmes (left)


