Thursday, May 28, 2009

Girls Only.

I am bloated, super sensitive, having a fat ugly day, a bad hair day, I feel like I've re-entered puberty as far as the pimple zone goes and all of this because I'm PMSing.
Seriously. It's days like this that I let down the female team by saying: I hate being a woman. Sometimes.

Why do us woman have to go through so much shit. Periods, period cramps, giving birth, getting fat from that (I think guys should go through all the sympathy pains...their stomachs should swell-no the beer belly doesn't count, they should go through the pain etc...) we're more prone to bladder infections, we go through menopause etc...etc...etc....
It's rubbish. Absolute rubbish.
I feel like having a feet stomping temper tantrum, screaming into a pillow, having a good cry and then stuffing myself with chocolate.

Can you tell I'm in a bad mood?

In other news, I did go on a major shopping spree (OK, I do love being a woman.) It was a necessity because I needed new winter clothes. I don't know what happened to my winter things...did they get lost when I moved out of the ex? Are they stuck (by mistake) in storage with my kettle and cutlery?
I literally had a few coats and that was it. I got long sleeve shirts and tops, black pants, a fluffy robe and pair of slippers that I live in now. I don't actually want to leave the house and I find myself forcing myself to accept social invitations just in case I become one of those woman who never gets out of her pajamas and becomes severly obese.

I got 2 pairs of gorgeous black stilettos. 1 pair that has a pointed toe and 1 pair that has a rounded toe. Essential I tell you. OK, I told myself that, when I handed over my debit card for the hundredth time. I was surprised I didn't have blisters on my fingers from the number of times I had to punch in my PIN code.
Pay day (25th of each month) is a beautiful thing on the actual day and for the next 5 or 6 days. By the time the 1st of each month roles round I am broke again. Not entirely, but you get the idea.
However, I am still going to stand by the point that that shopping excursion was absolutely necessary. I can't be catching a cold now so that I wouldn't be able to work for the next salary. I needed those winter clothes...shoes, robes and slippers included. In my industry it's no work; no pay, so you see? Thank you Miss Excuses. You're much nicer than Mr. Murphy.

PS> I am starting to get alarmingly obsessed with vanilla tea. I use the word "alarmingly" because I find myself getting upset when restaurants don't serve vanilla tea. That isn't normal. I'm putting it down to the PMS week and will have to monitor myself closely the week after that. I'll keep you posted....or just keep checking the headlines for Crazy Girl arrested for assaulting Restaurant manager for not stocking Vanilla Tea.

13 comments:

Being Brazen said...
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Being Brazen said...

ha ha ha ha!!! This post was really amusing.

I can so relate.

Feel better soon x

Bailey said...
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The Blonde Blogshell said...

Ooopsie Daisy...
Hahahaha :-)

Let's try that again BB...

Thank you
xxx

po said...

PMS bites. And worryingly, I amstarting to notice I feel bad the week before AND the week after, as well as the week during. So that gives me what, 5 days of feeling OK? Is this fair?

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Po...I find that too....not every month, but some months!!
It's like Pre-menstrual (which for me carries on through the actual period) and then Post-menstrual stress for the week after!
ARGH!!!

IT. IS. NOT. FAIR.
Who do we talk to? LOL

Tay said...

Oh gosh, someone else going through this torture...

Ruby said...

hehe...I'm so with you on this...allthough, i'm rarely in a bad mood because of PMS I do experience all the rest:)

shopping is always always a neccesity:)

zuzula said...

i think PMS gets worse with age... i am sure i'm getting more evil by the month!

Tamara said...

I WISH someone had invented a menstrual cycle simulator that EVERY man would have to go through at least once in his life.

Then they'd stop making stupid PMS jokes and start being flipping sympathetic.

SheBee said...

Ooooh boy, I have become addicted to vanilla tea this winter. If you're ever in Rivonia stop off on the corner of 11th and Rivonia blvd at that tea place. Have the vanilla tea and nut cheese cake, babe. It will change your life I swear to Blog!

Natalie said...

You funny girl! Yes, I agree though, I am freaking due my period this weekend and my boobs are already hurting like hell and I have started to get headaches! It sux being a girly sometimes!

Anonymous said...

geez it's been almost a month now since this post, what happened did the PMS kill you?

Where your next post at BS???