Thursday, May 8, 2008

I've eaten enough for a small country - yes I feel more ways than one.

I am so full I am worried that I am going to literally have to be rolled out of work or maybe rolled onto the balcony where a crane could air lift me down two storeys.

I forgot that this new restaurant contacted my team yesterday as they wanted to showcase their food for us (love my job). I had lunch before I got to work. A huge lunch. A huge chicken schnitzel (always too big, but I ate the entire thing) drowned in cheeze sauce, chips and salad. I did everything but lick the plate clean. Good to see I still have some class.
I think people at the restaurant must have thought I hadn't seen food for a while. Maybe they thought I was a Survivor contestant.

I arrived at work feeling very piggy-like. God I am uncomfortable. I am so relieved I actually have a long top on, I can now undo the button of my jeans.
I have so many stomach rolls I could open my own bakery.

Anyways, I get to work and my team is ravenous. They haven't forgotten and haven't eaten.
I couldn't be rude as this new restaurant laid out tray upon tray of food and then eagerly watched us for our first reaction.
I had to try everything. The Prego rolls, the haloumi, sticky chicken strips, bacon and cheese burgers, pizza slices and the traditional breasts. I got such delight in asking the one dude on my team to look at these breasts and then correct him by saying "No. On the plate!"
We all giggled. It was marvelously childish.
Please let me add that these were not cocktail party size, these were the real deal and we had a plate each.

I. am. so. full. I. don't. know. what. to. do. with. myself.

I need to burp. I can't. That's so annoying.
Maybe I should pace up and down, you walk it off! I'm afraid the earth might shudder with each step though.
Maybe I should be bullimic (as an emergency.) OK, that's not something I should joke about, but seriously, these are the thoughts flying through my head.

Oh and guess what? I have a dinner (Aaaaahhh) with my very best friend ... it's a weird friendship...we hardly get to see each other (once every few months) but when we do it's like we saw each other yesterday. She is also my longest friend and knows me better than most.
It's been a very very long time and it's times like these, that I hate being female. No. Let me rephrase. I hate being a sensitive female. I haven't seen her in so long and we have hardly spoken either that I'm worried we're drifting apart. I'd be gutted.


The Chronicles of a Fashionista in PDX said...

I dub today FOOD DAY!!!! :) We have a potluck today at work, meh... I've already maxed out my food quota of today, because Starbucks Guy bought me a huge thing of yogurt parfait for breakfast, then I had to have a doughnut, now we're going to eat ourselves silly at the potluck... I am, seriously, overflowing the top of my pants! :(

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Now we at least know we're not alone!! May the "muffin tops" unite!! Hahaha!! Thanks Chronicles x

The Divine Miss M said...

Food be good!

sweets said...

hehe that's was hilarious...
and more food
you needed to burp and walk and unzip... LOL

btw~ i did my meme, come check it out!!!

Don't believe a word I write said...

Muffin top!! hahahah!! Did you see that episode in 30 Rock? Hilarious!!!

happy snapper said...

Ahh, the pain of bloated stomach! i definately thinky uo need to burp first of all. Rub your stomach and take deep reathes, it will help to loosen it :)

then my dear, you just have to wait for "Nature to take its course" and by that I mean a twosie. Hopefully it will hapen BEFORE your dinner tonight :)

Old friends are awesome, Im you guys will be able to weather a bit of drizzle, Im sure if you've been friends for so long, you've weathered many a storm, and you're still standing. Dont worry bout it hun :) x

happy snapper said...

Im SURE you guys....

Im a typing retard today.

Ruby said...

ha ha ha ha ha hah ha ha......erm sorry......hope you feel better today sweety;)

Supanova said...

I can totally relate Blondie! We had a surprise lunch at work today to celebrate some huge account that we just got.... then we had desert.... then I just had a magnun for post-desert-desert! yum! I've stolen your idea and unbottoned my jeans! LMAO..... too bad I'm not wearing a long top so good luck to anyone who dares to walk into my office today! Ooooh! I think a feel a gas release episode coming on! LMAO....OUT!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Miss M, you crack me up :-)

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Yay Sweets, I'll check it out...I full!!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

DBAWIW I didn't see it...awww!!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Thanks Happy Snapper... You were right, I had a moment of insanity...we were great! hahaha!!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Niiice Ruby :-p
Thanks doll x

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Supanova, thank goodness I'm not alone! You're very funny!! :-)

KaB said... not feel ashamed or is the best way to socialise & you sound like the cream of the're a social whore!

I've not eaten today...I'm starving now! I need food! I think my dad made a stew...yummy! Movies, comfort food & rain...what a way to start the weekend!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Kab, I love your profile pic!!

Awww, nothing like eating food that's been cooked for you! It's wonderful! Stew - ah...sounds like you're set for the perfect weekend!
I hope you're feeling ok...been thinking of a non-stalker/creepy kinda way!! Hahahha!!