Well, it seems I am having MORE blonde moments than ever before. Is that possible? A-ha! I have just uncovered a conspiracy theory. It's the BRUNETTES who are actually the ones palming off their silliness on blondes. I'm onto you!
Seriously, is it possible?
The funny thing is that mentally I am still blonde, right, so there I am doing silly things and shouting out: "Oh well, I'm blonde!"
People who haven't known me before look at me like I'm a little strange...or colour blind.
Odd.
I finished work this morning and went up to visit the gals in marketing. They're brilliant, fun, quirky and a bag of laughs! I have great relationships with them and we all speak to each other fabulously, like: "What's happenin' sexy biatches?"
As you do.
I eventually got out of work and went home. As I got home my phone rang and it stated that it was Private Number (I never answer these, well, hardly ever.)
BB:"Blogshell hello?"
Redd: "Hi Blogshell, it's Redd!"
BB: "Hey you sexy lady!"
Silence.
BB: "What's up biatch?"
Silence.
BB: "Hello?"
Redd: "I think you have the wrong person. This is Redd....your boss."
They share the same bloody name and I had Redd from marketing on the brain.
I wanted to die. I wanted to cancel the call and hope like hell Groundhogs day actually exists.
I'm back at work now and have a birthday party to go to tonight. I can't drink though because I'm back at work tomorrow at 04h30.
I cannot tell you how fun that is in winter!
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funny :) enjoy waking up
Thanks Prixie! x
Catching up on your last three posts Blondie, or should I say Brunie! Now I'm a natural brunette, but I have been blonde. The platinum variety. And I've never had so much fun in my life being blonde, I'm sheepish to admit. However, I did find, on a more serious note, that guys didn't take me nearly seriously enough. However, in the moment, did it really matter? No. Let us know how your brown days go! xx
Hey Peas! Thanks for popping by :-)
I think I'll always be a blonde at heart, but loving this new look! I never in a trillion years would have thought I would have said that: I.love.this.look!
I'm letting my blonde side down, but it can "bite me!"
Ha!
Have a great day, fellow brunette! LOL
Hahahaha. Now, the trick is to put on a fancy pair of intellectually-looking spectacles. And play up the Hot Librairian look.
Many a time that look has got me places. In many different ways.
Do it. :)
Oooh the Librarian... niiice Peas!!
Ok...I'm going to find the white shirt, pencil skirt and glasses...is it too much to put a pencil in my hair in one of those "casual" buns? Oh good grief!
Ha - I've confused people far too many times before! Ultra embarrassing but I guess my life is made of embarrassing moments - all part of being a brunette... I'm KEEEEDING!
If Redd is who I think it is, calling her 'biatch' is not a good way to go. And she has sense of humour failure, that woman. But hell, I would have forked over all 20 ront of my travelling fund to see the look on her face when you called her "sexy lady"......hahahahahahh
Oh dear...if your boss couldn't see the funny side then buhumbug to her! And in any case, people know that they shouldn't be calling off of private numbers anymore...nobody answers them...duh!
I want to come home to all the fun...I'd far rather be waking up at 04h30 for work in SA than here in London...blah!
That's quite mortifying isn't it? Sounds like something I would do.
Makes for an awesome blog post so that's at least something. :)
LOL... oh no you poor thing... hehe!!!
ok you must be a dj you biatch! at work at 04h30... i'm onto you!!... i'm sorry i just can't let this go!
:)~
LOL That is too funny! I hope your boss took it well. :)
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