Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Bubbly and bald.

My leg hairs had protesting banners reading: "Don't harm the Rain Forest!" "Save the trees!" and others I couldn't quite make out.
My razor won.
I have lovely, silky hair-free legs...for the first time this season. Blogshell does love her extra warm coat in winter. I tried the Veet Hair Removal a while back... but that gave me a rash and didn't get rid of any hair.
The razor won once I saw the hairs on my legs looking longer than my mans. Dude!
The ring around the bath was really fabulous. Sexy!
I slapped some self "promises-not-to-go-orange" tan on my lily white, basically see-through legs and am hoping for the best!

I am also quite disturbed and rather upset at this.
This is a shallow moment alert.
I got home last night and desperately felt like a good glass of wine. It apparently got used up in cooking. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I found a mini 187ml bottle of Champagne in the bar fridge and got seriously excited!
I cracked it open and enjoyed it's bubbliness. I am however, suffering from the mother of all hangovers. I woke up with a head that felt like it had been split in half.
I took my faithful Grandpa's and am only starting to feel better.
This is not the first time either. I don't think I can drink champagne. That pained me to type the last sentence!
*Shallow moment over*


The Divine Miss M said...

Dude don't talk about hairy legs! Mine are awful. Must get them waxed!

Your man must be really forgiving ;)

The Blonde Blogshell said...

My man doesn't have a choice Miss M!
Poor dude!
It's my lovely, warm blonde coat...or so I keep telling myself! LOL

Anonymous said...

anyone seen the new Heat magazine?crikey!

sweets said...

LOL i so had the same rain forest legs!!... my razor tried escaping through the bathroom window it was that awful... i think i broke some kind of record :)

Miss T said...

It really is true love when you are comfortable enough not to shave :)

write said fred said...

ok i hear you,i hear you,but if ur legs looks that hairy,i dont want to imagine other areas i.e underarms *wink*lol
saw the heat mag.u mean the naked model scandal?explain it to me ladies,why the need to go cheap and lose everyone's respect?

MidniteGem said...

At least you have blonde leg hairs! I have lovely dark hairs *sarcasm* But strangely leg hair now grow sparsely and patchy! Is very strange...maybe all the years of waxing. But i never have time for that these days so it is a weekly shave that will have to do. And seriously if I have to live with bf's stubble on his face he can deal with leg hair !!!

Miss Caught Up said...

I really hate shaving. It can be such a nuisance and all the effort put forth into shaving, only to have the rain forest grow back.

Drink some water with your Champagne next time ;)

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Hey Anon...No I haven't...what's in the Heat Mag?

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Sweets, I'm not sure...I may have beaten the record...pity...we should have measured and compared!
Ewwww...but fascinating -let's be honest!! LOL :-)

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Miss T -too true! Never looked at it like that! hahaha!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Dude...Write said Fred (clever name) I do have some standards... no hairy armpits or mustaches growing...LOL!
Oh wait...the bikini area is...um...KIDDING!!!!!!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

THANK YOU MidniteGem! So true! Stubble on the face...hair on my legs - it only seems fair :-)

Oh and PS> I don't DO pain, so waxing is out of the question!

MidniteGem said...

Oh trust me I cant take pain either - this is why i have to do it myself - seems less painful somehow!
Oh yeah and Champagne is evil ! I always get very strange on it and feel horrid the next day too.