Monday, August 11, 2008

Debauchery...just the way I like it!

What a weekend! Is it possible for it to be chilled and debaucherous?
It was. My man was away for the weekend, working.
That meant Friday night was Girly DVD night. I curled up on the couch with 2 DVD's the man would hate. I got the Waitress, which was average and Because I Said So - cute, fun movie!
Lovely! I ate take out, drank wine and chilled.

Woman's Day on Saturday was lovely. I completely vegged out on the couch and then got a call from Special K and Director Boy. That's where it went pear shaped.
"Come to a braai at 5pm."
I did and as I walked through the door I was instantly handed a Jaegermeister. That's how it continued! We drank that new Russian Vodka Water drinks, Wawter (or however you spell it)...we then spent the rest of the night being "Viktoria" and "Tatiana", hokay?
Debauchery took on a whole new level.
Apparently it is not a good idea to drink alcohol in a Jacuzzi. Go figure! The alcohol in blood stream went on an incredible roller coaster ride, oh and the fact that Special "Viktoria" K and I finished half a bottle of Peach Schnapps.
I couldn't drive, so I left my car there and Special K's man took the two of us home (wait...that sounds bad!) He was such a star and by that I don't mean porn star. Good grief.
He made us tea, which Special K spilt down the passage and in the morning I woke up to coffee, scrambled eggs and the mother of all headaches!
I got a call from my man who had arrived home from his trip and I had the housekeys in my Director Boy's house.
I finally got home to find the man lying on the grass waiting for me. Sunday was chilled. Really chilled! I-feel-sorry-for-myself-chilled. I'm-not-moving-off-this-couch-and-you-can't-make-me-chilled.

I'm working my butt off this week. It is a don't-stop-running week and I have got my six pack of Red Bulls ready!


The Divine Miss M said...

Nice weekend dude :)

However I can't believe you drank Peach Snapps. Isn't that what we do when we're in high school? I smell peach snapps now and want to hurl!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

I'm a late bloomer Miss M...but hey, better late than never right?

The Divine Miss M said...


Never with Peach Snapps.

Have you thrown up from it yet?

It does NOT taste nice coming back up. But then again it is does NOT taste nice going down either.

Moe Wanchuk said...

Every time I take 2 drunk chicks home, we always end up playing Naked Twister.

It's pretty fun, you should give it a try.

Tamara said...

Peach Schnapps = upchuck. That's just the way it is.

sweets said...

LOL oh yes jacuzzi and puzza... yikes :)