Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Painting the town red. Just saying.

Right so...don't read any further if you're male and can't handle female stuff!
Just a warning.

I am so fucking bloated I feel like I've swallowed a watermelon whole. Man, I look 10 months pregnant and I'm not trying to be cute about it. No exaggeration. Just pure uncomfortable bloating.
I am PMSing like a bitch at the moment. Good grief. I have turned into a monster. Seriously. Even the man is wary of me. He is walking on egg shells hoping not to get burned by my fiery mouth and stare that could turn you to ashes.
I haven't been this PMS-ey in ages! Don't know what's going on.
My stomach is killing me. I am in agony. I haven't had period cramps like this since high school. I feel as if someone from the movie SAW is inside my tummy trying out new versions for SAW 4!
Argh!
Bloody hell...excuse the pun. Eww. Sorry.

Periods suck. Period.

TMI? Afraid so. Did warn you.

12 comments:

Ches said...

OH

MY

GOD

!!!

Kitty Cat said...

I also get all bloaty and feel like my tummy is huge! Shame, hope you feel more like yourself soon!

Anonymous said...

LOL exact same thing at the moment, my stomach is like a soccer ball, started my period today, at least being bloated makes you feel obese and I'm gonna exercise tonight, pretend its real fat I have to work off. Started crying last night and missing someone I shouldn't, only coz of the hormones!
It's so stupid, and how come you never see models with pms bloating???

yayyyyyyyy periods!

Being Brazen said...

PMS does suck.

Go read this old post of mine:

http://beingbrazen.blogspot.com/2008/05/poor-me-syndrome.html

;)

Tay said...

Oh hell, I am suffering at the moment too! Hope you feel better soon!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Ches...can you NOT read!
Let me help you out: Do not read...DO NOT read if you are male!!

I warned ya hun!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Kitty Cat -it's a bitch isn't it??

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Anonymous...too true! Models I don't think get periods...cos they don't eat! Miaow! See? See what this bitchiness does to me?

Oh no...I wanted to go to boxing today but was in such a shite mood that I literally rolled over and sulked!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

It's awful isn't it Tay?
At least we're not alone!

po said...

Yuck, I hate bloating syndrome and pain, and weakness and weird emotions and all of it. Um, nice title :)

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Thanks Po...man, I am BLEAK today!! Just a barrel of fun and laughs! Woohooo!
Kill me.

Moe Wanchuk said...

I feel the same, but I ate 2 twix bars and had an Ice Cream Sunday.