Friday, September 12, 2008

Frosted bits

I need a nap. I'm exhausted. No rest for the wicked though. I have a hectic weekend ahead. A hectic working weekend.

Anywho, I got a call from my hilariously funny mate, Daddy Long Legs, who asked me if I had ever highlighted hair.
Um...
Nope.
"How hard can it be, Blondie? Just slap on some peroxide and we're rocking and we're rolling!"
"Alrighty, but you're signing a disclaimer."
"Seriously?"
"Yup. Let me just draw one up quickly."
"Blondieeee!! Should I be nervous? This wee guinea pig doesn't need shite hair for the weekend."
"Like I said, sign the disclaimer."

So, I arrived last night, played a little bit of tennis (as you do) and once we had both put the task off for as long as we could, he eventually and very nervously showed me the Highlighting Kit he'd bought.
"Ok cool, give here! Let me read the instructions."
"Noooo. I reckon we read the instructions together!"
We empty the contents out onto his bed and I got super excited to see torture devices. A lovely sweaty cap and a sharp plastic hook for me to stick into his scalp through the small plastic holes and pluck the hair through.
He put the cap on and we (his room mate and I) asked where the swimming gala was. Because we think we're hilarious.
I then had to get every piece of hair through the cap, without missing one of the millions holes. I didn't wanna hurt him, but as a result he was worried that I was being too gentle and not getting all the hair (from the root) out.
"Puh-lease. I am a pro."
"Let's just see shall we?"
"Shoosh you. Who has the power right now?"
"Just frost them tips, will ya?"
I carry on pulling his clumps of hair through the cap and 2 hours later I get the last strand through. Dude. 2 hours? I wanted to make sure I did a good job and didn't hurt him.
Then it was the fun part, mixing the colour together and plastering it all over the tufty cap. Beautiful. We then turned him into a Roman Emperor and made a funky tinfoil hat for him.
30 minutes later, he went to rinse it off and Voila!!
Like I said. Pro.

So, I reckon if my current career doesn't work out I can always go into hair.
Any takers?

I'm exhausted. Need sleep. I can only sleep on Monday. Argh.

8 comments:

Moe Wanchuk said...

You people on the other side of the world sure like coloring your hair. Even dudes.

All women over here LOVE bald guys!!!!!

You know....I'm bald

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Thank goodness for "different strokes for different folks" eh, Moe?
LOL

Candy Grrl said...

Lol...sounds like fun!

How's your mom doing...am going to look in your other posts but was just wondering?!?

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Hey Candy Grrl! You are so sweet for asking! Thank you :-)
My mom is doing better thanks! We take one day at a time!
xx

Tamara said...

I'm terrified of those highlighting kits. But next time I'll just call in the expert, although I dunno if I could sit still for 2 hours.

Kitty Cat said...

I'm always in need of a good hairdresser...
Moe - my husband also shaves his head. So not all dudes are into their hair. Glad to hear about your mom, Candy Grrl asked what I was wondering.

The Blonde Blogshell said...

There we go Tamara :-) Then we can meet too! x

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Thanks Kitty Cat - see Moe? You're not the only bald dude!!