There is nothing more off putting than a man talking loudly (in public) about money. I don't know what it is, but I hate it. I think it is the unsexiest thing ever. It's normally around women too. Do you really think I'm going to be impressed? Clearly you do. Do you really think that I'm going to swoon in, flutter my eyelashes and whisper, huskily: I want to have your babies!
Argh! I was sitting having some breakfast this morning with Special K. I noticed him noticing us in his really subtle way. His friend joined him a few minutes later and they both started staring.
Um...we can see you!! Just letting you know.
All of a sudden Jerk 1 said (no, let's be fair...projected loudly) to Jerk 2: I can't handle the bank phoning me all the time! My platinum credit card is fully paid and they've wanted to add an extra few hundred thousand into my credit.
Jerk 2: Oh dude. Hate it when that happens. I just got an amazing raise and I'm wondering if I should buy the Audi TT or the new BMW.
Jerk 1: Tough choice. Buy them both!
Jerk 2: Great idea!
Fuck, I wanted to vomit. They kept looking over to see if we had heard them and to see if we we're, I don't know, gold digging bitches who would cover them like ants on cream soda.
Special K and I ignored them flat and actually moved tables. They were speaking so loud it was actually difficult to follow our own conversation.
Nauseating.
I'll blog more just now..I have more to say, but gotta go into a meeting now. Hate it when work get's in the way of blogging! I mean seriously!
To be continued....
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I love your observations about life - so true! About men, that is.
Hate hearing conversation like too - Men and their egos
Gotta agree it sucks when work gets in the way of blogging. *sigh*
Hope oyu have a great public holiday tomorrow :)
lol what dorks, huge ones! their personalites must be super lame if thats what they resort to and think it may work.... but take it as a compliment, and who wouldnt stare, you're boobilicious and a pretty face.
Tag, you're it!
Blegh. Guys like that suck. Next time, loudly comment to Special K how much you hate the materialsim of the modern age and how you're thinking of becoming a nun. Should put them off.
here's the deal...
Jerk1 and Jerk2 never get la*d.... And that's the only way to make themselves feel good.
They just never get to transact with the TRUE currency of this world!....which we do....so.....fk them!
Kitty Cat -I wish you could have been there! Argh!
Being Brazen, I'm working the public holiday....hate it when work gets in the middle of public holidays!! LOL
Anonymous... hmmm...do you know who I am?
Well regardless...I'll TAKE the compliment ;-) LOL!!
Ooooh goody, Ruby! Thanks x
Tamara -that's genius! It's one of those "would've; could've; should've" moments!
I think we were just so irritated that we didn't really think about that, but that would been frikken hilarious!!
Moe...did you just put down the male species?? *Mock, mock*
:-)
Just kidding -you're totally right...
PS> Don't get used to me saying that to you...I don't think it's good for women to say that to men! Wahahahaha -again, I amuse myself!
Work should never get in the way of a blogshell!
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