Ok, I'm just wondering. Am I the only moron working? Am I the only one keeping our economy alive? *sob*
I know someone's gotta do it, but erm, I don't remember volunteering. I don't remember being the eager beaver in the working class (excuse the pun) sticking up my hand shouting: "Pick me! Pick me!!"
Now, I'm not complaining...OK, I know you might be confused because it sounds like I am, but I am quite happy for the work. Really.
Thing is, I didn't realise I'd be the only sucker.
I'm so glad you are going away, you're going to be frollicking on the beach, getting slaughtered on summer cocktails, having sex in the sun and getting berry brown tans.
Do you have to rub it in?
I drive past families in 4x4's, with about 5 bicycles on the back, the boot is piled high so that I'm not sure the driver can see out his rearview mirror and they all have relaxed, happy looks on their faces. Move out the way! Just because you are in holiday mode with not a care in the world, it doesn't mean the rest of us are driving at 40kms. I need to get to work. Deadlines. Move your asses!
Do I sound bitter? Well bite me.