Thursday, December 27, 2007

Don't read any further if...

  • you're my mom
  • you're sensitive to the "birds and the bees"
  • you don 't know about that yet.

    Cool. With that covered, I had to scrape my jaw off the floor today.

    My mate "Bratz Doll" (she looks like one) and I decided to hit the Ocean Basket for some sushi.

    Sitting at a table next to us were two women in their 20's. Now I understand why people are told not to eavesdrop; something I am pretty good at, admittedly. Oh. Dear. Lord. Why?

    My ears whisked open at the word: G-spot.

    Their discussion started with whether the G-spot actually exists or not. Our damn waiter then had to come and get our drinks order, so when I picked up the convo again, I nearly choked.

    Chick1: "Well, doesn't he get jealous?"

    Chick2: "Nah! I mean, he must understand that women know womens bodies, so I get far more satisfaction from women than from my man! He's cool with it!" (I bet he is)

    Chick1: "True! Oh and what's your take on Kabelo? Do you think she's also bisexual?"

    Chick 2: "Nah, I think she's doing it for a fashion fad."

    Well I drew the line when the word: Thrush came up.

    I. am. sorrry. NOT while I'm eating lunch, especially sushi.

"Nuff said.

Oh and this is very out of character for me, but it was just so jaw dropping I had to share it.


Miss A said...

Yeah. Thrush and sushi don't really go together.

Or maybe they DO.

Yep, that's the problem.

Vimbai said...

I am not beneath (or is it above) eavesdropping...i mean, if you are speaking loud enough for me to hear, then technically, its not my fault that i'm paying attention, tee-hee.

Oh and very little can put me off my food, talks of Thrush and the like..bring it!

one girl said...

ahhhhh! I totally had no idea what "thrush" was and just wikipedia'ed it and then threw up in my mouth a little bit.

that is so foul! I would have stopped listening at that point too :)

Natalie said...

LOL, onegirl! I love eavesdropping! Its amazing what you can hear!LOL

Ruby said...

thrush and food.........yuck!

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The Blonde Blogshell said...

Thanks Miss A...revolting though! LOL

The Blonde Blogshell said...

I agree Vimbai - it actually wasn't my fault although I am sorry I subjected myself to listening! If only I could be one of those people who can "switch off"
I'm afraid it's not in women's genes ;-)

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Ah sorry One Girl! Wikipedia can really help, except when you become ill over definitions -yuck! Hugs x

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Ah sorry One Girl! Wikipedia can really help, except when you become ill over definitions -yuck! Hugs x

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Natalie you're funny!!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Agreed Ruby!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Thanks crescenet -nice compliment! APPRECIATED!