- you're my mom
- you're sensitive to the "birds and the bees"
- you don 't know about that yet.
Cool. With that covered, I had to scrape my jaw off the floor today.
My mate "Bratz Doll" (she looks like one) and I decided to hit the Ocean Basket for some sushi.
Sitting at a table next to us were two women in their 20's. Now I understand why people are told not to eavesdrop; something I am pretty good at, admittedly. Oh. Dear. Lord. Why?
My ears whisked open at the word: G-spot.
Their discussion started with whether the G-spot actually exists or not. Our damn waiter then had to come and get our drinks order, so when I picked up the convo again, I nearly choked.
Chick1: "Well, doesn't he get jealous?"
Chick2: "Nah! I mean, he must understand that women know womens bodies, so I get far more satisfaction from women than from my man! He's cool with it!" (I bet he is)
Chick1: "True! Oh and what's your take on Kabelo? Do you think she's also bisexual?"
Chick 2: "Nah, I think she's doing it for a fashion fad."
Well I drew the line when the word: Thrush came up.
I. am. sorrry. NOT while I'm eating lunch, especially sushi.
Oh and this is very out of character for me, but it was just so jaw dropping I had to share it.