Don't read any further if...

• you're my mom
• you're sensitive to the "birds and the bees"
• you don 't know about that yet.
  
  Cool. With that covered, I had to scrape my jaw off the floor today.
  
  My mate "Bratz Doll" (she looks like one) and I decided to hit the Ocean Basket for some sushi.
  
  Sitting at a table next to us were two women in their 20's. Now I understand why people are told not to eavesdrop; something I am pretty good at, admittedly. Oh. Dear. Lord. Why?
  
  My ears whisked open at the word: G-spot.
  
  Their discussion started with whether the G-spot actually exists or not. Our damn waiter then had to come and get our drinks order, so when I picked up the convo again, I nearly choked.
  
  Chick1: "Well, doesn't he get jealous?"
  
  Chick2: "Nah! I mean, he must understand that women know womens bodies, so I get far more satisfaction from women than from my man! He's cool with it!" (I bet he is)
  
  Chick1: "True! Oh and what's your take on Kabelo? Do you think she's also bisexual?"
  
  Chick 2: "Nah, I think she's doing it for a fashion fad."
  
  Well I drew the line when the word: Thrush came up.
  
  I. am. sorrry. NOT while I'm eating lunch, especially sushi.
  
  

"Nuff said.

Oh and this is very out of character for me, but it was just so jaw dropping I had to share it.