Boredom and a Bottled Friend

It's my birthday on Monday. I'm excited and I'm not! Don't have anything planned yet, but I think I'm gonna have to celebrate next weekend.

Anyways, I was sitting having my favourite salmon and cottage cheese salad with my mate Special K when I noticed a couple, in their late 30's, sitting having lunch. In the hour and a half Special K and I were there, they didn't utter a word to each other, not even "pass the salt please."
They sat eating there lunch staring off into space. After they were finished they lit a cigarette and both got out their books and starting reading.
It was so bizarre to me. All I could think of was, if they're like this now, what will they be like at 60?
Maybe they have amazing sex and are so exhausted, they can't speak. Shit, I don't know!

I'm having after work drinks with Blondie 2 tonight...we always say we'll just have one drink. I don't know who we're trying to kid.
She is just so quirky and fun. The only thing is, I may have to "fire" her as a mate. I should have a six pack tummy by now, from all the laughing we do. God she's funny. I want to bottle her and sell her. I'd make a fortune.
I can see the advert now:

Are you a miserable sod? Are you having a bad day? Are you struggling to turn that frown upside down?
Well be prepared to smile, even chuckle and roar with laughter.
Introducing the new and improved 100ml Bottle Blondie 2!
Just open the lid and feel your funny bones shake off the ol' dust.
But wait..there's more! If you call now, we'll throw in the 50ml bottle absolutely free!

Ok, I know! That's why we have copywriters out there, because I just CAN'T write adverts and slogans.
But you get the idea!

Ok, I'm off...have a wicked weekend!
Blog again on my birthday!! Byeee!!