Wednesday, November 12, 2008

I have a suggestion. Amen.

If you see a blonde trying to walk. It's me. I either look like I've pulled something or like I've had an amazing night of passion. Maybe... oh never mind.
I've actually just outdone myself in boxing class. No seriously. I cannot walk properly and I did class this morning. Imagine how I'm going to feel tomorrow morning. Good grief. We did 280 lunges today and as many squats. Ok? So you understand now. Stairs take a good 5 minutes and trying to sit on the loo is one hell of an experience. I have to literally hold onto the walls and slide down onto the toilet. Sorry for the TMI, but seriously, you don't understand my pain!
I have been stretching and it's still sore. I don't think I'm going to be able to walk tomorrow.
Whoever said: "No pain, no gain" should be shot. Really. I hate that they're right!

I had sushi lunch today with Special K and Boxing Girl. We were bitching about that very saying. I mean, life is generally hard. Can't their be something easy? No really. I spoke hypothetically (well, I guess thats pretty obvious) about being giving an option before we're born. Imagine if we were given a clipboard with various options we could tick off, before we were born. The Clipboard would say:

Life is hard, so I'm giving you a break. Tick one.

I'd tick this one:

#16.) Staying healthily skinny (within you height) will be effortless. You will be allowed to eat as many carbs, chocolates and other bad stuff as often as you like without so much as a kg nearing your thighs, stomach and hips.

I don't know...I think that would be fair. Each individual could tick off whatever it is that they never want to think about or have to put so much effort into.

Boxing Girl and Special K think I'm totally nutters and said things like: Breathing is easy.
That doesn't count. But thank you Lord because that would totally suck if we had to think about doing that all the time.

I thought my idea was genius. I'm letting G know about it...perhaps He can look into it for the future. Just a suggestion.


Anonymous said...

Boxing class? Sounds tough!! No wonder you are sore.

I hope you feel better soon!

Craig said...

Noooo! The pressure of your first ever multiple choice test shouldn't be delivered so soon! You'd scar so many for life I tell you!!

Being Brazen said...
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Being Brazen said...

Wow - that many lunges - no wonder you are in pain. Well done for doing it.

I would LOVE to try boxing classes. :)

Just keep on stretching.

Kitty Cat said...

Sounds like you really gave it your all in that class. Hee hee. I LOVE your idea! And I agree, why should life be so hard? Why no pain no gain?

Anonymous said...

I relate. Walking down stairs is extremly painful. up stairs not so bad, i walked like i had a bunch of carrots stuck up my arse, and very slowly. And my leg would every now and again give way. SO SO funny. :) but friggen sore. and when you rest and move again it feels worse. X with regards to the list, well now thats a subject on its own.

po said...

I like the idea but the way life works there will always be a tradeoff right? What will we have to pay in return for it?