Monday, April 14, 2008

Facials ARE manly!

Special K is back from her honeymoon! She went to Cancun - lucky biatch!! I am so glad to have her back! I took our coffees and lunches and gossip hours for granted.

I had a really chilled weekend. I didn't dust off my stiletto's and dance the nights away, instead I stayed in watched shit loads of TV, drank copious amounts of tea, read my book, had a bubble bath with a face mask and even gave my man his first facial, which he initially moaned and complained about but loved, LOVED, every minute of it. I thought it would be cute to buy a face mask for him and her - ok, I'll admit, that is a very very girly thing to do, but it seemed like an excellent idea when I was in the aisle at Clicks. It has been a battle to get to agree. I have had the face masks for months now.
He questioned everything like: What's that? Are you going hurt me? Will it burn? No, no, no and Relax! was all I said. I cleaned his face, put a mask on and then told him to wait for 10 minutes. "What do you mean, wait for 10 minutes? It's cold!"
A few minutes later:
"It's burning!"
"It is NOT! It's the zing from the peppermint. Just relax and enjoy!" I told him, secretly enjoying the sight of him and wondering how to take incriminating photo's.
A few minutes later, in a little voice: "Is 10 minutes up?"
"No, it's only been 4 minutes."
"Seriously?"
"Put your head back and just chill! This is supposed to be lovely and relaxing."
10 minutes later. I peeled it off, massaged the moisturiser in and patted the eye cream in and kissed his forehead.
"There we go! All done!"
"Seriously? Bu-bu-but I'm enjoying it!"
"Ah HA!! I knew it! I knew you'd love it!"
"My skin feels so soft and that was actually pretty cool!"
"Gay!"
Ok...not the best response ever. I was winning and I would have probably been allowed to do more facials, but one word killed that! Oh I really know how to encourage, don't I? Ripping him off wasn't the best thing and my timing was superb!

I am glad he doesn't read my blog, that would be really really bad!

PS> I'm glad this weekend was as relaxed as it was, because I am feeling so much better, health wise! I feel like a new person and it's day 6 of not smoking! :-)

6 comments:

Len said...

Hahaha! So cute!

Sweets said...

day 6????
shock and awe babe
shock and awe...

Lady Leather said...

ha ha ha! One comment is usually all it takes, but it was funny though :) shame, poor guy, ha ha!

And well done on day 6 hey! Seriously impressed.

The Blonde Blogshell said...

So am I, Sweets! It's a week today!!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

It is hey Len? Ha hahahaha!!! It was really funny!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Happy Snapper... it was funny...BUT I think he may want more facials! Ah huh!!