Friday, April 18, 2008

Stalker and le weekend

I am an idiot. I don't know WHY I get soo nervous. I think it's more the anticipation for the event and wanting it to go smoothly!
I also know that I need to be nervous. It sounds crazy, I know, but if I'm too relaxed before a show I would make mistakes.
I have a love/hate relationship with nerves. I love them because I need them and yet I hate the feeling!
Once I am on stage, the nerves/anticipation disappear and I'm ready to rock! ha ha!

It went well *if I say so myself* :-) I was on for 20 minutes and then it was ready to party the night away!
My girls were there and my man came later and it was awesome!

I got home at 02h30. I don't have a hangover (surprisingly) but I am pretty pissed off. This woman I know in the industry, or should I say, I've met a few times, gave my phone number to a bunch of businessmen in their late 30's; early 40's that happened to be there. She introduced me to them, they bought me a shooter and said they enjoyed the show. That was it. I would have had no problem if A, had she just asked me if it was ok and B, if they wanted my number because they were impressed with my MC-ing and wanted to book me.
I have received 8 phone calls so far today and 11 emails from this one guy saying:

Hey Blondie, how’s your Thursday treating you after last night’s wine and shooters? I saw you and your gorgeous friends dancing.

You’ll be glad to know that I think you are sexy and amazing. You speak beautifully and I would love to take you for dinner.

Let me tell you more about myself. I am a financial adviser for a large company and I have a lot of money so you will be comfortable and have anything your heart desires.

Now how is it possible that you and I are good mates of "Friend" and I’ve never met you before?



Can you believe it?? Flattering? Sure. Annoying? Definitely. Like I would be completely interested in whether you're "loaded" or not! Really, it's simple: Fuck Off!

So good times seem to be ahead... a stalker! Everyone should have one. Go on try it.

Have a wicked weekend. I'm working tomorrow and going to a rock concert in Benoni...something like man has to be there and Sunday... I plan to do as little as possible!!



The Divine Miss M said...

Eep! Some scary stuff! I hate people who give my number out without checking with me first. In fact I get seriously iffy about it.

Just tune the dude that you're not interested. If he continues slap a restraining order on him!


Have a fab weekend chicken :)

Len said...

You’ll be glad to know that I think you are sexy and amazing (...) I am a financial adviser for a large company and I have a lot of money

He really wrote that? LOL...
That's nearly as ridiculous as writing "and I have a big dick" if you ask me.

... and that's everything he's got to tell about himself? That he's got money? If at least he said he bungee-jumps or juggles or goes sailing or WHATEVER... lol

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Anonymous said...

lol, asshole alert!!!

did you tell the bf about it?

sweets said...

omg... you should punish "friend", that's just not on...

i work in the financial industry and lemme tell you "financial advisor"... pfffftttt shame... he's an insurance salesman for Sanlam hehe ;)

KaB said...

I have to agree with Len...the money thing was so pathetic I didn't take notice but the fact that you should be glad that he is into you makes him sound like the biggest prick out!

Shame...what a loser!

I hope you didn't reply & outright ignored him...stroking his ego by even taking notice is too much!

Glad it went great though...fab stuff!

happy snapper said...

Wow, some men baffle me sometimes. Do they really think lines like that work? And the whole, "I have money" and "you'll be glad to know"..really? Does he really think you'll be glad to know? What a loser!

You should reply and say:

"Hey Bastard, my thursday was going great until I received your email.

Much to your disappointment, I'm not "glad to know" anything about what you think of me or how beautiful I am. Im sure you'll be glad to know, however, that Im giving you one last chance to stop contacting me before I file a restraining order.

I don't care what you do for a living, how much money you make, or whether you still live with your mom because it sucks to cook for one. As for my heart's desires, my boyfriend has that covered, thanks.

I wish it had remained IMpossible for us to meet, but now that we have, let's just leave it up to coincidence and the fact that "Friend" gave my number out without asking.

If that will be all, I have work to do and a stalker free life to live."

ChewTheCud said...

You know what's really sad? Somewhere there's a woman who will totally fall for that line... Maybe. It's kinda hard for me to imagine though ;)

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Thanks Miss M... scary stuff is right!!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Len...I wish it wasn't true! That was my point...the fact that he thought that was all I wanted/needed to know! What an INSULT!!
Total creep!!

Hahaha...ok, honestly, has he said he had a big dick I'd vomit and squeal with laughter all at the same time! Imagine!!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Thanks Flores Online. :-)

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Of course, anon! We laughed about it! Really funny!!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Oh sweets...that IS hysterical!!! x

The Blonde Blogshell said...

You're right Kab! The best response is always NO response!! I've learnt the hard way I'm afraid!

Thanks honey pie xxx

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Love that happy snapper!!! Hahahahaha!!! Still...not going to give him the satisfaction of a response!!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

That is really sad will be someone lonely and insecure or a gold digger! SAD!