I am wiping tears of joy from my eyes. I am jumping up and down like a real girl and I'm even throwing in some excited yelps for good measure!
I am feeling my shoulders become lighter, oh and there I go again, I'm jumping up and down...again! Now, I'm clapping my hands together...
I have never heard such a lovely sound or seen such a lovely screen. My cellphone has beeped the most beautiful beep of all and my cellphone screen has just showed me digits. The most beautiful and lovely digits that mean: YOU'VE BEEN PAID! THAT'S RIGHT BLONDIE! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY NOT BROKE.
YOU CAN NOW EAT A GOOD MEAL. SAY GOOD BYE TO THE MONTH END SALTI-CRAX, YOU CAN PUT MORE THAN R14 IN YOUR CAR A DAY!!
Can I get a whoop-whoop??
I am just so bloody relieved. I have never been this broke in my life. June has just been the longest month EVER!!
Ka-ching, baby, ka-ching!