Wednesday, March 5, 2008

An email joke I couldn't resist sharing:

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put
everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane
shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to
raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I
take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant re plied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch."


ChewTheCud said...

I really have to send you some new email jokes :)

The Blonde Blogshell said...


Yes please!

sweets said...

i'm a sucker for jokes like that... i thought it was hilarious!! queen baby!!

Expensive Mistakes and Cheap Thrills said...


i outrank you bitch!

KaB said...

I nearly collapsed the first time I read that!

New ones are in order though...

MidniteGem said...

LOL - brilliant !

The Divine Miss M said...

Very funny :)

Bridget said...

I always do this! Always ...please forgive me.

But why would a Princess be traveling on a commercial flight? An Arab one at that?

And two, are there princes in Arab states? I though it was sheiks and their harems?

Tee hee hee

It always stumps the joke teller when I do than.

Ok, this bitch is out.

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Hey Queen Sweets! It's hysterical right? Yay! haha!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Wahahah EM&CT! Love it!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Aw NO!'ve seen it already! Dammit! Ok, ok...I've got my homework cut out then!! x

The Blonde Blogshell said...

I thought so, Midnite Gem! ;-)

The Blonde Blogshell said...

It is Miss M :-) x

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Aw Bridget!! You're right... She wouldn't be on a commercial flight and probably wouldn't be a princess!

Shit...REALLY have my homework cut out for me to find a funny/intelligent joke!