Blondie 2 and I have decided to go for cooking lessons. We need the basics though. No snide comments please. We've both realised that at 25 we suck at cooking.
It's really not on so we've decided we're going to find a course and make the aprons look hot! haha!
I have a small suspicion we may be thrown out. When we get together it's trouble so here's to crossing thumbs they put us on opposite sides of the class!
It's Special K's wedding tomorrow and I am extremely excited and a little nervous. I know! You'd think I'm the one getting married! I'm just so excited that my BF is getting married and honestly it's a little weird too.
I keep calling her Miss Special K...I have to take full advantage.
The bridesmaids are taking her for a lovely, calming dinner tonight and we want her to feel as relaxed and special as ever.
She has also asked me to be the MC for her wedding. Remind me not to joke around with future brides. While she has been the calmest bride around, I guess joking around 3 days before the wedding isn't fun.
I asked her what she was paying me, since MC-ing is part of my job description and most people pay for my services. I asked this, dead panned! KIDDING OF COURSE.
She stuttered: "Oh.oh.oh, w-w-well. I I I'm not sure what the budget is!"
WHAT?? I'm joking my angel!! Seriously kidding! Oh my God! I felt like the BEST friend ever!
She breathed a sigh of relief and started giggling. Phew! That's when I breathed my sigh of relief.
I went through the speech cards with her today and she asked me how I was going to deliver it, so I did:
Gooooood EVENING Ladiiiieeesss and Gentlemeeeeeen!! (Like I was announcing a boxing match)
We are here to CELEEEEBRRAAAAAAAAAAATTE Mr and Mrs. SPECIAL K'ssssssss WEDDDDDDDIIING!!!
She was mortified.
Come on!! I'm a funny girl, right? You know when I'm joking and kidding around, right?
Clearly not. Not when you're stressed.
So...remind me not to be "funny" with a future bride!