Friday, March 28, 2008

Special K's wedding tomorrow

Blondie 2 and I have decided to go for cooking lessons. We need the basics though. No snide comments please. We've both realised that at 25 we suck at cooking.
It's really not on so we've decided we're going to find a course and make the aprons look hot! haha!
I have a small suspicion we may be thrown out. When we get together it's trouble so here's to crossing thumbs they put us on opposite sides of the class!

It's Special K's wedding tomorrow and I am extremely excited and a little nervous. I know! You'd think I'm the one getting married! I'm just so excited that my BF is getting married and honestly it's a little weird too.
I keep calling her Miss Special K...I have to take full advantage.
The bridesmaids are taking her for a lovely, calming dinner tonight and we want her to feel as relaxed and special as ever.
She has also asked me to be the MC for her wedding. Remind me not to joke around with future brides. While she has been the calmest bride around, I guess joking around 3 days before the wedding isn't fun.
I asked her what she was paying me, since MC-ing is part of my job description and most people pay for my services. I asked this, dead panned! KIDDING OF COURSE.
She stuttered: "Oh.oh.oh, w-w-well. I I I'm not sure what the budget is!"
WHAT?? I'm joking my angel!! Seriously kidding! Oh my God! I felt like the BEST friend ever!
She breathed a sigh of relief and started giggling. Phew! That's when I breathed my sigh of relief.

I went through the speech cards with her today and she asked me how I was going to deliver it, so I did:
Gooooood EVENING Ladiiiieeesss and Gentlemeeeeeen!! (Like I was announcing a boxing match)
We are here to CELEEEEBRRAAAAAAAAAAATTE Mr and Mrs. SPECIAL K'ssssssss WEDDDDDDDIIING!!!

She was mortified.

Come on!! I'm a funny girl, right? You know when I'm joking and kidding around, right?
Clearly not. Not when you're stressed.
So...remind me not to be "funny" with a future bride!

12 comments:

one girl said...

hilarious!
hope all goes well :)

Natalie said...

I hope the wedding went well, please share all!!!

Ruby said...

I hope the wedding was fabulous hun! oh and yes...i've also learned that future brides have a terrible sense of humor.....so in future try not to kid around if you can:)

phillygirl said...

Damn, Pick 'n Pay School of Cooking only seems to be offered in Cape Town. I did their "Executive Survival" Course a few years back and would highly recommend it :) Hell, I don't even know if they're still running based on their website :P Their loss.

Hope you had a fabulous time at the wedding :)

Lopz said...

Sounds fab hun, can't to wait to hear all the wedding details!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Thanks One girl! I thought it was hilarious!!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

I'll share all, don't worry Nats! Thanks x

The Blonde Blogshell said...

I found out the hard way Ruby! hahaha!!!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Ah thanks Philly Girl... pity, but hey, maybe we could always make an excuse to go to CT...any excuse really!! :-) x

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Thanks Lops...I'll share shortly x

The Divine Miss M said...

@philly - isn't that where you met The Annoying Red Haired One and therefore Bean? :P

Hang on though ... if you hadn't of gone there ... and hadn't of met TARHO and therefore Bean, you wouldn't have moved to JHB and gone to work at your company and met Varen suquentically breaking up with Bean and starting your wonderful relationship with Varen.

GO PICK N PAY!!

ChewTheCud said...

So how was it? C'mon - I'm all aflutter. Hehehe ;)