Friday, March 14, 2008

Vomit and Nipples... charming.

I am feeling so nauseous today. No. I'm not pregant.

I even have a pharmacy delivering anti nausea tablets to the studio. ARGH. It is the worst feeling in the world.
Ok, the act of vomitting is the worst, but sitting here feeling my stomach churn, my throat close and trying to breathe deeply is so fun, I can't even tell you!

Oh and I was exposed today. Another fun thing.
I am wearing a boob tube and as I was late for an appointment this morning, I couldn't find the strapless bra, but I might as well take advantage of my 25 year old breasts, right? Before gravity sets in, right?
So there I am, the twins are feeling carefree when I see this guy look at me and smirk. Ok buddy. Weirdo.
Another guy tugs at his mates sleeve and points at me. The mate looks over and they have a look at me with amused smiles on their faces.
I looked down to see my boob tube had lowered itself to the one side so that my nipple was poking out! How the fuck did I not feel this?
I nearly had a heart attack and immediately raised the top and blushed. The men duly laughed and give me the thumbs up sign. They received the other finger!
Little Shits.

Fuck me, I feel dreadful.
I literally don't think I can puke anymore, but apparently I can. My medicine just arrived. Emex. For motion sickness and morning sickness. I have neither. Charming.

Well, nausea, it's the weekend. Ahem. Your timing is awesome! Now piss off so I can have a jol!

Have a fab weekend julle!

13 comments:

The Divine Miss M said...

Oh my god that is so harsh! There was girl at uni who's wrap skirt came undone whilst she was at campus and flew half way down the road. Was funny.

Shame honey, hope you feel better soon!

What studio do you work at?

Len said...

The nipple thing ALWAYS happens to me when I wear my teeny tiny bikini. But nobody ever points it out! lol.
Also, I've already walked around at a party with my skirt tucked up in my tights after leaving the loo. So sexy! ;)

I'm sorry you're feeling sick! Hope you feel better soon :)

The Blonde Blogshell said...

It's so embarrassing, but I guess it happens to most of us.

Feeling much better! Thanks Miss M x

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Oh no Len! Oh dear!
Super sexy! LOL!

Phantom Hater said...

Mmmmm...vomit and nipples, two of my favorite things. Well, vomit not so much, but I'm a huge fan of nipples.

Ah, the "nip-slip". How I prayed for those when I was a teenage boy.

Oh, and pardon my ignorance, but what is a "jol"?

Phantom Hater said...

Mmmmm...vomit and nipples, two of my favorite things. Well, vomit not so much, but I'm a huge fan of nipples.

Ah, the "nip-slip". How I prayed for those when I was a teenage boy.

Oh, and pardon my ignorance, but what is a "jol"?

sweets said...

a jol is when you see a free nip slip, that's what a jol is!!... hehe... fun fun fun!!! ok not so much fun for you... ;)

Natalie said...

hee hee, about your nipple! I am sorry that you are feeling so ill. Get well soon hun.x

Lopz said...

Ouch. Well, at least it happened with 25 year old boobs hey; you know no-one is going to be dissing them behind your back!

Hope you're feeling better chick.

The Blonde Blogshell said...

PH...A Jol = One Fat Party!

Haha! The Nip-slip! Ok, not so funny at the time, but enjoyable for male species, yes! LOL

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Well said Sweets! Hahahahaha!!!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Thanks Nats...feeling MUCH better today!

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Yes, I guess you're right Lops! Hahahaha!!! x