Vomit and Nipples... charming.

I am feeling so nauseous today. No. I'm not pregant.

I even have a pharmacy delivering anti nausea tablets to the studio. ARGH. It is the worst feeling in the world.
Ok, the act of vomitting is the worst, but sitting here feeling my stomach churn, my throat close and trying to breathe deeply is so fun, I can't even tell you!

Oh and I was exposed today. Another fun thing.
I am wearing a boob tube and as I was late for an appointment this morning, I couldn't find the strapless bra, but I might as well take advantage of my 25 year old breasts, right? Before gravity sets in, right?
So there I am, the twins are feeling carefree when I see this guy look at me and smirk. Ok buddy. Weirdo.
Another guy tugs at his mates sleeve and points at me. The mate looks over and they have a look at me with amused smiles on their faces.
I looked down to see my boob tube had lowered itself to the one side so that my nipple was poking out! How the fuck did I not feel this?
I nearly had a heart attack and immediately raised the top and blushed. The men duly laughed and give me the thumbs up sign. They received the other finger!
Little Shits.

Fuck me, I feel dreadful.
I literally don't think I can puke anymore, but apparently I can. My medicine just arrived. Emex. For motion sickness and morning sickness. I have neither. Charming.

Well, nausea, it's the weekend. Ahem. Your timing is awesome! Now piss off so I can have a jol!

Have a fab weekend julle!