It's the worst when:

• You need the loo desperately and only when there is relief, you reach over to find no toilet paper.
• You walk into a public bathroom where there is no queue (amazingly) but all the stalls are occupied/out of order. The only stall left is the stinkiest, vomit enticing stall but desperation takes on a new level. You hold your breath and pee as quickly as possible. Of course, when you walk out of the stall there's a queue of ladies who all look at you like the stench is your fault!
• You have wet hair and half a face of make-up, getting ready for a serious, glamourous function when the electricity goes off.
• You eat well and exercise well only to stand on the scale and see you've gained 2 kgs. (Muscle gain, my ass.)
• You find the perfect dress/top/shoes/ skirt/pants and when you go to find your size they have every size but yours.
• Gorgeous, well dressed men are, 8 times out of 10, gay.
• Running out of shampoo when you're already in the shower.
• you're broke.
• Getting stuck in the worst traffic on your way to probably the most vital meeting of your career.
• you lend your dad your cellphone and he discovers raunchy sms' you sent and received.
• you receive an email from someone about another someone to bitch about...only to press reply and it goes through to the person you're both bitching about. There's no going back (this happened to a girl friend of mine)
• (this came from a guy friend) His girlfriend went to a party he couldn't go to, but a couple of his work mates were there. The next day in the office the guys are talking about this blonde woman at the party who looked like a high class hooker. It was his girlfriend.

Those are a few of mine... any takers?